The English, Russian and Boer general was discussing whose troops were the bravest. The English general says that the English are the bravest, watch this he says: "Jones come here, you see that tree, climb right to the top". Yes Sir says Jones and climbs the tree. "Now jump" says the English general. Poor old Jones jumps and breaks both his legs and arms. Now that gentleman says the Englishman is bravery. The Russian general says, "Njet, I will show you bravery". "Dmitry, come here!". "Yes comrade" says Dmitry. "Climb up that cliff, Dmitry". Without questioning Dmitry climbs up the cliff and when he gets to the top the Russian general says, "Dmitry, jump". Poor Dmitry jumps and makes an awfull mess as he hits the ground and is killed instantly. The Boer general says "Ag no that is nothing" Let me show you. "Koos come here" he says. "Ja Generaal" says Koos. "Climb that cliff Koos". "Goed generaal" says Koos. When he gets to the top the Boer general says, "Jump Koos". Koos shouts back "Fuck you general". "Now that gentleman, is true bravery!" says the Boer general.